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Agree or disagree? Headphones in = don’t talk to me. 🙄🎧

Agree or disagree? Headphones in = don’t talk to me. 🙄🎧

Right??

Apparently gym bros don’t speak that universal language, so, like with all problems I encounter – I felt like it was MY DUTY to solve this once and for all!

It’s been 72 months of VIGOROUS research, development, testing, and patenting – but finally guys, IT IS READY!!!

Taking my love affair with unitards and my need to stay incognito at the gym, I present to you:

THE INCOGNITARD™

Honestly, I think it’s the greatest invention I’ve ever contributed to the world. I could die tomorrow knowing I accomplished the ONE THING I was put on this earth to do.

In all of the tests we put it through, the Incognitard™ by POPFLEX was 100 % gym bro repellent!!! Like 💯.

Oh and I KNOW how much you HATE peeing in unitards.

Well, I gotchu. It wasn’t cheap, but I infused HydroDry™ Anti-Wipe technology into the SnatchFiber™ yarn so that you never have to get naked in this all-in-onesie.

You can get it now at 👉 incognitard.com

Let me know what other colors it should come in and any other suggestions you have! You know I’m always listening!

❤️Cassey

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